Fark

When your dog accidentally farts and barks at the exact same time - often while in a state of REM/semi-sleep.

My Frenchie totally woke himself up by farking!

by Dwaynemeister May 5, 2016

Fark

When a situation, person, place, or thing isn’t worth using or wasting the energy on whether it is appropriate to say the word fuck.

I don’t give a fark about what political party my best friend is; what matters is he has always been there for me…..
Or
I have very few choice words for that farking asshole!

by Jynx01 December 27, 2023

Park and Fark

To take your date to the park, find a secluded area, park and Fuck in the car.

I'm so horny for you and I'm a little short on cash right now but I know this spot down on the river where we can go 'Park and Fark'.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

Fark

Unlike like the commonly used "fuck" this word is used in calm situations and used by classy people

Damn this is some farking good food mate

by Cheekymarc August 8, 2020

fark

having sex whilst farting

dude I was with Jessica yesterday and I just had Taco Bell and we farked so hard. -created by Ethan

by dank master surpreme July 15, 2016

Fark

when you bark and fart at the same time

MOM I FARKED EVERYWHERE

by LunchTREY September 1, 2023

Farking

Rubbing thy anus in circular motions till you have to fart.

I was farking earlier and then i had to shit.

by Z0AR0 June 5, 2024