false reality

Some times people lie to themselves and others to create the world they want, (as opposed to genuinely and honestly living life). Making shit up as they go along to pretend to be what they want to be.

The local bipolar slut acting like she's your best friend trying to create a false reality when what she really wants is your husbands attention.

by choochflounder December 28, 2013

False Modesty

To Tell everyone that what you did is bad , knowning all the way that what you did is good , just so everybody says the opposite .
Usualy used by women .

Number One :
EmoGothgirl666 : OMG , My blog is made of shit >_< (By The Way , eveyone is made of)
EmoboyLestatDarkness : Don't say that , it's great ^^ !!! !! !!
Useful Idiot : Stop talking shit -_- .
We don't need False Modesty around here ...

Number Two :
GeekBeauty : I'm not good looking , I'm ugly >_____<
D00D : No , you really are :Shamed: ^^' !! ! !!! !! !

by Salmoneus July 13, 2007

false rejection

(Verb) : when a person (usually female) acts in such a way as to indicate rejection because they misinterpreted your actions as romantic advances, despite the fact that to any sane third person observer, they would not be considered as such. People who falsely reject usually suffer from some form of narcissism and have an overly inflated view of themselves and hence this is why they tend to perceive the most innocuous actions as advances on them because how could you not be trying to get with them?

EXAMPLE 1:
Boy- excuse me, do you have a pencil I could borrow? I forgot mine at home :/

Girl- no I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend already..
(In this case, the boy has experienced a false rejection)

EXAMPLE 2:
Boy: Hey Amy, how are you!
Amy: Hey FRIEND, I'm good, how are you?
Boy: Good, just wondering if we could meet up to discuss our group project?
Amy: sure FRIEND, can we do somewhere public like Starbucks or something, yeah friend?

*boy thinking*: why is this bitch trying so hard to make sure I understand she sees me as just a friend? Does she think I'm trying to get with her? OH GOD...SHE DOES...FUCK...I'M BEING FALSELY REJECTED RIGHT NOW! Damn this conceited bitch!

by zerO_One May 19, 2017

false truth

A false truth is something believed by many people to be true but is not. It is usually something that cannot be backed up with hard evidence.

Many people in countries governed by Islamic law share a common false truth that women are not as mentally capable as men.

by deepspace10 October 26, 2011

false dat

opposite of "true dat"...that's bullshit!

"Man I just got me a triple double"
"False dat nigga you know you got no game!"

by Nick D February 7, 2003

false-advertisement

when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males

"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate

by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009

false genius

Someone who claims to be smart but in the end is about as clever as the gum under your shoe.

Dave claimed to have a high IQ, but in the end he was a False Genius.

by MaximilleDeLis April 15, 2014