egotender

1.A bartender or bar owner that is arrogant, rude and smarmy.
2. A bar employee that serves more ego and attitude than they do a good cocktail.
3. A hospitality employee that forgets that they make thier living off the geniousity of others.

Let's not go to that place for a drink, they have a bunch of egotenders working there.

by getlostdude February 12, 2010

Egotesticle

An adjective that describes people who confuse their egos with their testicles, and everything else down there.

Usually, it's size that gets mixed up.

Daniel is an egotesticle poser.

by GuardianDuo May 16, 2011

Esotericbooking

A post of Facebook that is highly specific in nature and can only be appreciated by a small number of friends who have the requisite background to appreciate. Particularly prevalent in highly specialized communities like nerds, gamers, etc.

Complete antithesis to Vaguebooking.

My friend Julie is always esotericbooking about GOT (Game of Thrones), I need to watch the show to have any idea what she is talking about!

by Riley Amor October 23, 2015

esoterinomics

An amalgam of esoteric (which means "intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest") and the suffix -nomics (which means "law of"), and is used to describe course work that makes absolutely no sense due to its seemingly esoteric nature.

I failed the APUSH assignment. I have no clue on anything when it comes to esoterinomics.

by Tells-Many-Truths February 22, 2017

Emote Dances

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Emote dances is fortnite emotes and luka is a piece of shit because he steals FUCK HIM LORelawVFOLd

by Pozyte March 7, 2019

Exoteriponemoronexitenopelopem

A substance that makes you want to put random super long words that don’t exist on urban dictionary

Josh was injected with Exoteriponemoronexitenopelopem and is now on urban dictionary

by This handle is not used September 13, 2020

EOTech

EOTech is a line of holographic rifle sights made by EOTech USA.

EOTech USA also makes rifle scopes, magnifiers, thermal sights, night vision goggles and tactical lasers.

I really want to buy that EoTech XPS3, but i'd rather have the battery life of the 518.

by 1K15 November 11, 2020