European faucet 

When you turn you shower faucet on to the intense setting and bend over in the shower while spreading your cheeks with your hands and letting the water shoot the turds out of your ass

Friend-Yo you shit so fast did you even wipe.

You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best

European faucet by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018

European backdoor 

When someone takes a massive escargot diarrhea shit into another person baggette favored starfish while holding a beret.

That escargot yesterday could really bring up our moral if your down with a European backdoor tonight. Or now

European backdoor by Lookslikeabluewaffleday March 10, 2021

European mud slap 

Pulling back the foreskin after a mind blowing male colon extravaganza and slapping him in the face with your shit covered dick.

Ah! Damn! Ricky just European mud slapped me. I need more!

European mud slap by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

european dick 

The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The european dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.

The european porn industry is responsible for brainwashing europeans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 european with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for europeans). And for every 1 european with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the european man.

European man: Hey girl you wanna see my dick?
Random woman: fucck yeah!
*European man pulls out dick*
Random woman: Wow european dick

european dick by joey19982 February 23, 2015

european goggles 

when a guy squatts over his partner's face, allowing his nutsack to rest on his/her eyes, while he/she sucks his dick.

"oh steve, i'm totally gonna give you some european goggles."

european goggles by carlos ortiz November 13, 2007

European Union 

A bunch of 55 year old virgins who lead European countries into the ground. They're also censoring memes because fuck freedom of speech right guys?

Pewdiepie: The European Union are banning memes!
Fans: LET'S MEME THE EU SO THEY HAVE TO BAN THEMSELVES!

European Union by TheIrishMadMan September 16, 2018

European Union 

An institution that would be useful if it hadn't just 1% of "federal" money and would finally create a real government and army. An anticipation of what has yet to happen in Europe, and which has already happened in America 200 or something years ago.

Despite several complaints that the European Union is getting too much money, this is in fact not so: "In the fifties, 17% of America's GDP went to the federal government. Now, this figure turns around 20%. In 1929, however, the year of the massive global economic crash, the federal government received only 1% of America's GDP," said Belgium's Prime Minister Guy Verhofstadt.

European Union by Smartaz February 17, 2006