Eiser

To get fucked. To get fucked for a long period of time. To get screwed over. Forced to do anything against your will. Being left out. To fuck a person, place, or thing. To descirbe a situation as shitty. To attempt to kill or get someone killed.

Alternate meaning: To describe someone as a worthless fucktard, shit eating, faggot, goose stepping nazi, asshole, dickhead, dick, pussy, cunt, whore, stupid, reject, queer, anal, cum dumpster, gutter slut, jizz stain, mother fucker, afghan, chai boy, and child molester.

Eiser is an all encompassing term for any and all future curse words.

Man, the boss really eisered me today! I have to work through the weekend!

Sarah got eisered hard at that frat party.

Mitchell is such an eiser when he wakes up.

This is all eisered up!

Wow shes such a fucking eiser.

All those soldiers got eisered by thier commanders decsion.

by Mustang6 October 23, 2012

Anne Margaret Eilertsen

Anne Margaret Eilertsen is the definition of a boss and is sooooo amazingly hot.

Anne Margaret Eilertsen has supper luscious hair

by not available....karlobio November 15, 2011

Ashley Eilers

A girl that makes videos. Also known as Yelhsaselie on RuneScape and YouTube.

Yesterday Ashley Eilers and I killed Moss Giants at the Varrock Sewers.

by Yelhsasrelie July 3, 2009

eizer

A sweet, loving and caring guy who you can so easily trust. Eizer is someone you know who will never let you down. He's the funniest person you can find, he's super smart, cheery, he's a good person. He's so cute and just perfect. He's beautiful inside and out, he's someone who understands pretty much everything you have to say. You can rant on and on about anything to him and he will just be there, listening to you. Eizer is very considerate and he's the sweetest guy out there. He's one in a million, and definitely irreplaceable. Once you get to know him, you won't ever regret making that decision.

Friend 1: Why are you so happy?

You: Oh, I'm just in a good mood. My best friend bought me flowers, he's so sweet! :')

Friend 1: That's so nice! Is he an Eizer?

You: Yeah, how do you know?

Friend 1: Eizer's are the bomb. Such gentlemen.

by monkeyy October 27, 2012

Tyler Ellerton

Badass and legend. There are stories of him killing an entire ISIS camp with a pencil and surviving three weeks in Antarctica with no clothes. Not just strong but also very smart winning the noble prize 20 times in a row. But he is generous and has gave the runner up his award. He is also an legendary athlete and is said to been the inspiration for Messi and Ronaldo. Once a kid was getting bullied and Tyler gave the kid some advice and a signed shirt. That kid is now Kylian Mpabbe. Overall legend and the greatest thing to exist since the word nigger.

Tyler ellerton

by Sjjehrhshaotks June 15, 2019

Ellerman

a man who can't (or keep) get a boner, but can get the girl wet. (wet noodle syndrome)

You're such a no up Ellerman dawg!

by no up ellerman January 17, 2009

Eileish

Eileish

Eileish is a beautiful girl with brunette/light blonde curly hair. Her eyes, framed by delicate lashes, are a bright, sapphire-blue and could brighten anyone's world. She features a cute ski slope nose and a smile that truly leaves you breathless + an ass that leaves heads turning and shows the dedication of hours squatting at the gym.

She has the goofiest of goofiest personalities. When she laughs, you can't not laugh with her. Shes so much fun to hang around you easily lose sense of time, everything about her distracts you from the outside world. In times when you know you have to leave you just can't, she gives you a sincere look that mind-fucks you and turns you back.

She is a girl you will never forget and if you ever have the chance to do date an Eileish, date the shit out of her because she truly is awesome.

Calum: "Damn, Eileish is banging"
Richard: "lol keep dreaming bro"

by Calum-mc August 18, 2014