Eggplant Hard

Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.

I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.

by Handsy with Manny December 26, 2017

eggplant milk

really tasty as fuck milk, that gets squeezed out of an eggplant, also looks like thick milk

eggplant milk gets squeezed out of an eggplant via vigoous **force**

by IIazrealII January 5, 2018

Eggplant

A subtle nickname to call your ex boyfriend's girlfriend that has weird purple hair.

"Hey , look it's Eggplant."
"She has Eggplant hair."

by GoldenClown April 6, 2017

eggplant bum

A big massive eggplant in ur bum and u bounce on it and u can sprinkle it with toe nails to make it sharp

I want a big eggplant bum right now

by Pryingpencil November 2, 2017

squishy eggplant

When a guys cock is huge erect and teeny tiny flaccid

I don't want to show girls my cock unless I'm erect because I have a squishy eggplant

by Tig ol bitty-1 May 15, 2016

Eggplant

tf y'all talkin about, eggplant is a long purple vegetable. a fucking vegetable. 🍆🍆🍆

How do you chop an eggplant?

by ThatOneGUYinschool December 28, 2019

Eggplant

A Zuchini type friendship where the primary focus is for sexual inter course

Wait, are y’all Zuchinis?

No, we’re Eggplants.

by 17374838499 August 21, 2020