Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland

I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

go suck a white eggplant

go suck a white eggplant

It means go suck a d*ck

noobpwnzor1285: xDDDD get rekt KID
Jimmy1234: Go suck a white eggplant

by robloxsucki April 13, 2019

gone off eggplant

When you leave the eggplant in the fridge for too long and it goes off.

The gone off eggplant smells stink.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

Eggplant

A vegetable -get your mind out the gutter

My favourite vegetable is an eggplant, it’s really nice when you cook it with seasoning

by DidyuSeee March 26, 2019

eggplant milk

really tasty as fuck milk, that gets squeezed out of an eggplant, also looks like thick milk

eggplant milk gets squeezed out of an eggplant via vigoous **force**

by IIazrealII January 5, 2018

eggplant

a definition of a penis that you send to a friend if u know what i mean ;)

eggplant is the definition of dont send it to a freind if you know what i mean uness u are weird.

by #koltogsjd June 3, 2019

Margaree eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after spending at least 4 nights on the Margaree River fishing 8-12 hours daily, having gone unbathed and a lack of adequate food and water.

Bobby Sinclair- man it’s been 7 days on the river steady! I just picked up this hitchhiker girl and I think I’m gonna have to give her the Margaree eggplant!

by boatedRus July 17, 2024