Eating Ain't Cheating

An expression used to excuse performing oral sex on a girl when you're already in a relationship with someone else.

Guy 1: Did I see you take Becky home last night? I thought you were going out with Laura.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.

by sonuchan92 October 26, 2010

Eating Breakfast

The act of sodomizing or being sodomized during Breakfast Table. The Dean creating the special jizz filled cup of coffee could also be considered "Eating Breakfast."

Dchi Member: Yea lots of us were Eating Breakfast this morning during Breakfast Table.

Normal Person: Don't tell me that shit dude that's fucking gross.

Dchi Member: Doesn't everyone eat Breakfast?

I never thought Eating Breakfast could be so painful.

by Very Tall Human January 13, 2011

Quantitative Easing

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".

Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!

by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011

eating at the Y

Slang for oral sex performed on a female.
The 'Y' represents the silloute of a woman with her legs spread.

I'm taking a long lunch. I'm going to eat at the 'Y'

by Kagekatana May 6, 2003

Eating cheese

To turn or tell on someone for doing something wrong.

Jack was at Jill's place eating cheese. Jack's a rat.

by Joker!!!!!! February 7, 2021

eating eggs like jeremy irons

when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.

I'm eating eggs like jeremy irons

by ronnie_e September 23, 2009

Spaghetti eating fuck

When something/someone is so majestically fabulously fantabulous that there are no words to describe them so you accuse them of eating Spaghetti because spaghetti is equally fantabulous

~For Charolinat

That chick is a spaghetti eating fuck!! So amazing

by Ninjacorn December 20, 2013