Earection

When you hear something that makes you extremely happy.
ie good music

"wow that song is so awesome I think I just experienced an Earection!"

by LILDGAL March 30, 2009

Erection Ejection

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants

When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.

by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018

erection redirection

Term referring to a change in the target of pursuit for a (hopefully) single man. Usually occurs when a new more attractive female is found.

"Jeremy never showed up to his wedding?!"
"Yeah, he had one hell of erection redirection."

by Jake LE February 21, 2008

Erection Deflection

When something or someone causes you to lose your pleasure or ruins your enjoyment. Going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or depressed.

The teacher's homework was a total erection deflection. Taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. Enos, why are you such an erection deflection? Oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.

by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010

A walking erection

Meaning that your always turned on.

Josh's dick (during a regular car ride) : Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!!!
Josh says: I'm like a walking erection..

by Minediie November 29, 2017

erection battle

Two post-pubescent males watch the same sexually stimulating act (eg. porn video, strip tease, pole dance) with sweat pants/gym shorts on. The male who gets a full erection first loses the battle.

Dude, I bet I can beat you in an erection battle!

by 3FWW November 1, 2010

Trouser Erection

When one's trousers fold-up at the crotch, making it look like you have an erection

"Dude, put away the one-eyed trouser monster"
"It's not a boner! It's a trouser erection!"

by Leon Walker July 16, 2008