ewan

Lanky fucker wae fucked up hair but brags about his small man hood

ewan the man with the small cock

by martin January 14, 2005

ewart

A funny looking, obnoxiously loud, guy that occassionally yells "HOLY DICK", "OH DICK" and the new one "Dun Diddy"

"hey ewart"
"Dun Diddy Dun"

"that thing got a hemi?"
"HOLY DICK!"

by The Grade 12 Guy that yells CHUNK randomly June 8, 2004

Ewaphobia

The fear of lee Ewing always being behind you

Band kid-“Jessica’s shit”
Ewing-*behind you* “what’d ya say?”
Band kid-*screams* “my ewaphobia was right!!!”

by The lonely sea star March 6, 2019

Ewank

A man who loves only money. Often has tonsillitis and spends the time frequently masterbating

that ewank fuckin spunked on that girl over there

by Coonmumcher 123 February 6, 2019

Ewan Hamilton

Ewan Hamilton, definitely a ginger. All Ewan’s are ginger, it’s written in stone. After the tenth commandment it’s written there, also happy birthday!

Random guy 1: He’s ginger!

Random guy 2: must be a Ewan Hamilton

Random guy 1 nods in agreement

by 🍰🎂Ewan Hamilton September 7, 2019

Ewan Briggs

A Jewish midget who is socially awkward and is below 6 foot

Oh look it’s the green day lover Ewan Briggs

by MAYBE LB DID IT November 3, 2019

Ewansesh

A celebration like no other.

Questionable music and homemade pizza, that's a ewansesh mate.

by Robzombieposter February 22, 2020