Eminem 

I think I will allow Stewie Griffin to explain this one.

"Eminem and 50 Cent wouldn't know a proper lyric if it crawled up their ass and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation."

Eminem by Squirrelykins July 18, 2008

Eminem 

One of the most respected and genius rappers alive. Coming from Detroit with a rough childhood, this man made it big, bringing fame to many including 50 Cent and the group of D12. He is also the inspiration to many people today, from 8 all the way up to 50 years old. Real name, Marshall Bruce Mathers the third, is one of the hottest men in the world, truly a legend.

Eminem is my favorite rapper

Eminem by Shawty Stace July 15, 2008

Eminem 

A famous rapper who's parents bought him nice clothes and gave him lunch money when he was a kid growing up. So that whole white gangster act is bullshit.

Leroy: Hey Lamont, did you hear that new song by Eminem?
It's fresh dog.

Lamont: Leroy please, that is bullshit. That boy had his momma fold his cloths and tuck him into bed at night. I don't believe a word of those lyrics.

Eminem by silentthread September 13, 2010

eminem 

definately irony. a wigger who made a racist song. his black girlfriend left him for a black guy during his younger vanilla ice stage, and he couldnt fight the guy, so being the studio gangster he is, he just made a song about black people. eminem sucks. he gets fucked in the ass by dr. dre, who's a crossdresser see eazy e's 187'um album booklet. dr. dre is also the definition of a studiogangster, the term was made especially for him by the realest label in history, ruthless. consisting of eazy e, gangsta dresta, bg knocc out (who's in prison for a shooting) and the greatest group ever, bone thugs n harmony. eminem was beat up by another white rapper named cage outside of a new york radio station. and it was recorded and put on the news (how embarassing). he was arrested for a publicity stunt where he pulled an unloaded gun on somebody, and his hands were shaking so bad he dropped it. his fuck buddy proof was recently shot for trying to be hard too.

eminem is as much of a clown as dr. dre.

only rich white kids take eminem seriously.

eminem and the rest of aftermath is nothing but studio/mtv/fairytell gangsters.

eminem used to cut his hair like vanilla ice.

if you want real music check out bone thugs n harmony, they're true to what they rap about, and sold over 30 million through talent, and not playing on their race.

"niggas straight kill me, knowin that they prankstaz/ this is goin out to ya studio gangsters"-gangsta dresta

eminem by the sawed off gangsta August 31, 2008

Eminem 

A phenomonon that combines white trash mentality with black music's sellability

Gee, ICP certainly is an eminem!

Eminem by Anonymous January 7, 2003

eminem 

the elvis of rap. i mean a white dude that was marketed as the greatest rapper of all times just because he is a white guy in a black industry. retard trl kids like his crap because their ideas are very close to his. like, ahhh... i hate my parents, i'm crazy, i just want to be myself, blah, blah, blah....

dr. dre fucked up big time now.... eminem? c'mon, man. this way, barney, the fucking dinosaur is gonna start rapping some day.

eminem by [e-mail] April 5, 2007

eminem 

Otherwise known as the tabloid rapper! He takes issues that are already blown out of proportion like scantly clad Pop singers like Britney & Christina as well as George Bush and Michael Jackson and exploits the negative energy to his advantage. A real man can stop the momentum of non-objective opinions, but Eminem chooses to go with the wave of judgement in turn making it even bigger. Problems don't go away by making them bigger Eminem, then again it's not about solving them, it's more about making the wallet bigger by causing controversy.

Eminem exploits anything that he knows will make him look cool including the mother of his child to the public.

eminem by The Piper October 29, 2006