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Coffee Dodger

An individual in your home or office who avoids making a new pot of coffee by filling their cup just enough to leave a minimal amount behind. The remaining dregs comprise roughly 1/4 to 2/3 of a standard cup, a magic threshold that keeps the Coffee Dodger from feeling obligated to brew a new batch.
"I was late for a meeting because some coffee dodger left a couple of sips in the pot and I had to brew a new one."
by Austin, Brian September 20, 2012
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Dodge stealth

one of the sickest cars ever created and sold in America
closely related to the 3000
Jealous Kids say: J rolled up in his dodge stealth
Other Jealousy Kids say: O shit son
by hypnoticphonics February 13, 2008
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Salad Dodger

An excellent phrase for an overweight person
by Karlito April 20, 2003
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angry Dodge

Refers to any Dodge truck you see on the road; almost always driven by an inconsiderate, aggressive driver who will cut you off, run yield signs without looking, make sudden turns without using blinkers, tailgate you relentlessly, and never let you in when you need to switch lanes.
Dammit! I got an angry Dodge right on my ass!
by quetzaln January 3, 2007
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Puddle Dodgers

When a trouser is so short on a persons leg, as you step in a puddle, the bottom of the trouser leg dosent get wet.

aslo see - ankle swinger
Haha, look at him and his Puddle Dodgers
by Quaver Raver October 31, 2009
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Dodge

a place you need to get the fuck out of. OR a shitty car/truck company, known for breaking down frequently
guy #1: whats that place we need to get the fuck out of?
guy#2: Dodge.
guy#1: right. thanks

OR Example 2

Dodge guy: hey! see my 06 Charger?? i got it three months ago!
non dodge guy: niice, i heard that they break down lots though.
Dodge guy: nah man this thing runs like a dream
(proceeds to drive off, getting halfway down the street when the oil pan falls off.)
non Dodge guy: some dream.
by Bushpig3 February 5, 2010
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dodge

(1)manufacturer of the "Decrepit", a full-size sedan notorious for making more road noise than a go cart, cheap ass plastic that breaks during standard use, eats brake pads and linings like they were marshmallows.
(2) see "Check Engine".
If you want to get to know your car repairman on a first-name basis, buy a Dodge.
by Rick August 8, 2003
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