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porn dive

The dive (or lunge) that one makes to shut off the television/computer when caught masturbating to porn.

The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Dude, last night I had to do this porn dive to make sure my parents didn't see my porn when they barged in my room."
by MaestroWalrus December 28, 2008
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Dump and Dive

When your boss decides to manage up by taking on more responsibility than the department has a reasonable expectation of completing, and then dumps the work on his/her subordinates which is followed by an expeditious dive into his/her office to avoid the pending fallout.
Can you believe Jeff’s latest dump and dive? There’s no way we’re going to be able to get all that done without installing a shower and some Murphy beds in the office.
by Furry Trout April 5, 2010
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Sky Dive

Doing a sky dive is where you go into a bathroom stall in a public restroom and you climb to the top of the stall with your pants down and you then take a shit and try to hit the toilet.
Dude, I just tore that place up by Sky dive in the toilet.
by SnazzyTravis April 6, 2010
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Jakedelaney Dive in

Verb.

A "Jakedelaney Dive in" is a circumstance in which a boy dives or enters the process of attempting to attract a girl to the boy who is "jakedelaney diving in" with an enormous amount of confidence and no fucks for their reputation or dignity. They simply dive in to whatever girl they would like no matter how far out of their league she is.
"Bro, Milani is a fucking goddess, I'm about to Jakedelaney dive in real quick."
by summer16 June 7, 2016
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Chocolate Nose Dive

when a guy stuffs his nose into another guy's ass
dude i totally chocolate nose dived tony after football practice
by MouthFist August 13, 2011
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Desktop dumpster dive

When you erase incriminating evidence from your pc, only to retrieve it later from the recycle bin
Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.
by El el fetches December 18, 2011
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Scuba Dive

A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep under the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Me and watts are going to Scuba Dive after school. wanta come with us?
by layout420 December 10, 2006
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