The dive (or lunge) that one makes to shut off the television/computer when caught masturbating to porn.
The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"
The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Dude, last night I had to do this porn dive to make sure my parents didn't see my porn when they barged in my room."
by MaestroWalrus December 28, 2008
Get the porn dive mug.When your boss decides to manage up by taking on more responsibility than the department has a reasonable expectation of completing, and then dumps the work on his/her subordinates which is followed by an expeditious dive into his/her office to avoid the pending fallout.
Can you believe Jeff’s latest dump and dive? There’s no way we’re going to be able to get all that done without installing a shower and some Murphy beds in the office.
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Doing a sky dive is where you go into a bathroom stall in a public restroom and you climb to the top of the stall with your pants down and you then take a shit and try to hit the toilet.
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A "Jakedelaney Dive in" is a circumstance in which a boy dives or enters the process of attempting to attract a girl to the boy who is "jakedelaney diving in" with an enormous amount of confidence and no fucks for their reputation or dignity. They simply dive in to whatever girl they would like no matter how far out of their league she is.
A "Jakedelaney Dive in" is a circumstance in which a boy dives or enters the process of attempting to attract a girl to the boy who is "jakedelaney diving in" with an enormous amount of confidence and no fucks for their reputation or dignity. They simply dive in to whatever girl they would like no matter how far out of their league she is.
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Get the Chocolate Nose Dive mug.Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.
by El el fetches December 18, 2011
Get the Desktop dumpster dive mug.A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep under the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
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