ditted

The act of having a dog walking over to you and crouching its asshole over your face or stomach and intiating a long stick or short clumps of shit onto the surface of your face or stomach.

German Man #1: Hey man, what's that big brown smear around your mouth? German Man #2: Your golden retriever gave me a present last night when I passed out next to his doghouse with my mouth open.

Dogs, man's best friend. If someone pisses you off, they will be ditted on.

by destroyedyourmom'stwat June 12, 2011

duttery

trap spot

I was in the duttery all day mo kill

by bleamofrmda4 May 4, 2015

dicter

Someone who sits on dictionaries and leaves their butt grease

Tyler stayed after class to be a dicter.

by Fletceri000 September 8, 2016

datter

Short form for, (does it matter?)

"'Hey, youssef Aballa!" "HEY" "HEY" HEY" Youssef: datter!?

by Deez-nutz/ September 3, 2016

Dutter

A person with multiple penises in the formation of a cow's utter

I got four people to jack off my utter last night.

It's really difficult to manuver four people on my dutter during intercourse.

by Disneydutter August 13, 2016

dutter butter

someone special :)

He was such a dutter butter when he commited to beating sabrina in battleships.

by Dutter Butter January 19, 2017

Ditler

A neonazistic maniac who thinks he's a wolf

Wow, look A neonazistic maniac who thinks he's a wolf, what a Ditler!

by Melkvatje May 15, 2017