A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021
Get the Long Distance Simp mug.A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023
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Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
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Bob's girlfriend loved how great he was in bed because he always could go the distance and always came when she did.
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Get the dick distance mug.A term used to describe when somebody takes a long time to orgasm, usually when somebody of the male species has sex with a woman long enough for her to orgasm more than once. One who can not go the distance is a minute man.
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