dipshit

name for someone who is a stupid asshole or they are just cocky jerks who thnk they know everything.

person1:"can you hand me a pen please"
dipshit:"who me?"
person1:"no the fucking wall...yes you dipshit"

student1:"whats 525/89?"
student2:"you are soo stupid, thats easy!"
student1:"look dipshit i didnt ask you and no one gives a shit if you can do math"

by ooklynnbray allsmay March 8, 2011

Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Dipshit

Those who post definitions here in all lowercase and internet shorthand and have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

dupshits r ppl who r stuped

by The Almighty Rai-Rai December 2, 2003

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

Dinosaur Dipshit Day

A day so amazingly sucky that you have to revert to using the word dinosuar in it, a word that normally shoudn't be used unless 1.The person in question is in the Museum of Natural history or 2.The person in question is a little boy in the 2nd Grade

"Man, yesterday was a DINOSAUR DIPSHIT DAY!"
"Do I know you??"

by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006

dipshit

a stupid-ass retarded person

George W Bush is a fuckin dipshit...LMAO

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

dipshit

a dumb fuckhead who fucks shit up with no dick. a dipshit has a lame ass face which induces pain in children. their high pitched woman voices attract child molesters which then proceed to butt-fuck their small brains out.

"hey look its gage"
"wow he is such a dipshit"

by kliljjjjj August 18, 2011