Social distancing

What you claim to do when someone is into you, but you want to avoid them and not be rude.

Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm actually practicing social distancing.

by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

Distant Cousin

Fair game. When a distant cousin is uber hot and do-able.

No dude, it's cool. She's a distant cousin.

by Skylark Batholomue May 13, 2005

Social Distancing

Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.

"Social Distancing" is a term that sounds so cringeworthy and almost politcally euphemistic.

by The_Anonymouse June 16, 2020

Schlong Distance Relationship

Bassed off "long distance relationship"

A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals

Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh

by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010

The Dunstan

The Dunstan is a sex move which involves putting half a creme egg on the end of a penis then preforming oral sex.

-''Are you doing The Dunstan tonight?''

-"Yeah, I'm going to the shop to buy a creme egg now."

by Mr Creme egg March 15, 2013

Distance

A big, huge, ugly thing that keeps friends, Bestfriends, lovers and others away from each other. distance usually causes random phrases like "i miss you!" or "my day is always worse with out you like today! =("

Guy; distance sucks =(
girl; EWWWIE DISTANCE!!!

by rawr man! June 20, 2006

Dunstable

Just a small town in North Central Massachusetts. Known for having more cows than people. Combined with Groton for the school district. Although Dunstable supplies all the the athletes to the sports teams. Also known for their gang violence .

Wow Groton-Dunstable your athletic department is great.

Thanks all our athletes come from Dunstable despite being 3 times smaller than Groton

by Rushipatel June 25, 2015