Ice Dildo

Dildo made from frozen water in a penis-shaped mold. Obviously melts after some use. Stage prop for strippers.

The stripper used an ice dildo on another stripper.

by DeAthWaGer November 15, 2004

dildonium

the element that dildos are made from.

wow! i know what this is!its dildonium

by seymour sacs April 2, 2009

Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman

Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Concrete Dildo

The best tool for masturbating. In other terms-Perfection!

Juan: Hey babe what do you use to masturbate?
Juanita: A concrete dildo it is the most amazing thing ever!

by Whitegirl998 August 25, 2014

Salted Dildo

A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.

"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"

by RustierNU March 11, 2017

bio dildo

A bio dildo is a banana. Some would even say the og dildo that the cave people used.

I just seen that girl at that table deep throat that bio dildo like it was nothing.

by Pan boi March 2, 2019

Hogan Man-Dildo

A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.

Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020