Wild Dicks

A flock of dicks that have no rules, float free, and are typically found in open fields wet, swampy areas. They can only be caught with two master-balls. Once caught, use a hydropump to suck out the valuable juice within.

Hey Lauren! Let's go dick hunting! There is a field where I know a bunch of wild dicks float.

by Wicked Willow May 14, 2011

Happy Dicks

Were 3 people sit in a triangle shape and toss the next persons dick off and the first persons dick to get happy (cums) loses.

Shall we have a game of happy dicks?

by A.S.8 June 14, 2016

Urban Dicks

People who spend all their time on Urban Dictionary

Jeff and Rob didnt go to the club last night cuz they're urban dicks.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK January 10, 2009

touch dicks

See: Touch Base (usually in business, to talk to someone in order to find out how they are or what they think about something)

Hey, I'm just calling to see if you'd like to grab lunch before the meeting and touch dicks about what kind of approach we're going to take with our new offer so I can make sure our balls are in the same court.

by Shitlord July 24, 2010

dickshaft

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.

She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.

by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004

dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

Dickshelf

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011