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dicked my cock

when a man of authority denies a man under said authority of something he wants, similar to the cock block. also known as "d-ing my c" . a hand gesture is often made.
"man i wanted to take the car yesterday, but my dad totally dicked my cock..."
by skeezmo12 July 12, 2009
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dicked drink

To surreptitiously place one's penis in a cocktail at the bar while the girl goes to use the restroom.
When I got back to the bar my mint julep tasted like ass. Steve was smiling at me, he'd just served me a dicked drink.
by johnny blaze69 September 20, 2017
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Dickter Scale

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.
J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry
by Augustine205 October 6, 2017
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Dicked

He dicked me three weeks ago and I still can't feel my anus
by D-Monkey May 24, 2018
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Dicked Down In Dallas

She's gettin dicked down in Dallas! Railed out in Raleigh...
by Are You Wet Yet? I Can't Tell! December 13, 2020
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Triple-dicked

When on a chat site like Omegle or Chatroulette, where the "Stranger" is a guy jerking it three times in a row.
Bro, I was trolling Omegle and I got triple-dicked. It was messed up.

Lol fag.
by mcake June 12, 2010
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Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.
Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.
by Jack Bard August 26, 2013
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