dickomatic

Term for any fuck machine with attachable dildo used for female or homosexual masturbation.

Stacy really loves her multi-speed dickomatic. She even bought the 10 inch super pound-her dildo attachment.

by BDR1968 July 23, 2009

dicksmall

when ur dick is small, usually used as a question

hey, is dicksmall?

by a man witta small dick April 24, 2018

dickmatized

hypnotized by ones penis

"girl i cant help it im dickmatized"

by simeezy May 27, 2018

dicksmall

Its what you say when you have a very large dick so large in fact you have to say dicksmall in order to hide it from all the women and your english teacher also i have a small dick

Jon: Hey Fil dicksmall
Fil: yeah dicksmall too but i actually have dicksmall
Jon: yeah same
Mrs. Johnson: hey Jon give my that fucking dick

by 39 year old feminist April 13, 2018

Dickmatized

When a man is secretly gay but pretending to be straight. Then see’s a hot guy walk by and get turned on/hypnotized by the dick.

Taylor: Scott is so gay, he’s just not out the closet . The other day he got dickmatized by Aaron.

by Rainbowpenis January 7, 2019

Dickmatized

When you feel you are in love because of how good a dick feels

I have been dickmatized after having sex with Paddy

by Queenuzi January 26, 2019

Dickskate

When somebody is a dick head and a cheapskate at the same time

He was such a dickskate.

by Five cent March 1, 2019