dickliculous

Something that is so unbelievable, it is considered to be beyond ridiculous.

"Richard Simmons is dickliculous." (not to be confused with "dick-a-licious," or "dicklicious.")

"I don't think George Bush is a bad guy - he's like the guy at a barbecue that you put in charge of the wiffleball - but then suddenly, you put him in charge of everything, and he starts to throw EVERYTHING at them - like the hamburgers and hot dogs - and he keeps saying, "we gotta get them before they get us," but then you realize, they don't even HAVE any hamburgers or hotdogs..." that's dickliculous. (The preceding is a paraphrased quote from a comic on tour with Jon Stewart I can't remember his name but he is hilarious.)

The word, "dickliculous" is dickliculous.

by RJ Yeldarb September 22, 2006

Soft Dick Pic

Not to be confused with a dick pic, a soft dick pic is a picture of a male's flaccid dick that is typically transmitted to a woman via sms or email. Women generally crave these soft dick pics and will typically perform fellatio on the male who transmitted the pictures the next time the two come in to contact.

(Insert Female Name #1) "Some guy that calls himself Creepy Steve just sent me a Soft Dick Pic."
(Insert Female Name #2) "Wow, that is awesome! I'm so jealous. Soft dick pics are the ultimate bro move!"
(Insert Female Name #1) "I know. I'm totally going to blow him the next time I see him!"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Totally"

by Creepy Steve October 16, 2012

dicknick

The nickname one gives to his own penis.

What the fuck is Brian Fantana's dicknick in Anchorman ? The Octogon ?

by PicSound August 1, 2011

dicksickle

Can either be an insult or a term that discribes a cold man's dick. Ment to be offensive and is usually used when a pesrson is being an ass,ect.

The girl thought the boy was a dicksickle for being such a prick to her.

by Lizzie February 27, 2003

dickwick

Commonly found in morbidly obese people, the dick wick is when the offenders belly protrudes above and beyond the normal beer gut duty and covers the genitals completely, rendering urinals useless to the hapless gorger. Said offender more often then not has to wash with a rag on a stick and has not seen his genitals in years, also has to sit down to pee...

Heh, he has such a dickwick his wife suffocated trying to find it to give him a B.J.

by Tungsten Fearkat (meerkat) December 6, 2007

dickpig

An easy female. In short, a slut.

I hope there are some dickpigs at this party tonight, I need to get my dick wet.

by Adamn! August 28, 2006

National Unsolicited Dick Pic Day

National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.

Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.

Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.

by Alfred Long cock August 29, 2019