Dickhead

Lived in NSW all their life but goes for QLD in the State Of Origin.

She goes for QLD in the state of origin but has lived in NSW all her life. Its probably because they keep winning every year, what a dickhead

by YoursTruely_ May 28, 2014

Charles Dickens

A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.

A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:

• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

Dickenbocker

Noun: A total dick.

A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"

That dude just spilled his beer all over me and didn't say anything. What a dickenbocker.

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

Dickhead

1. Someone who thinks they know everything

2. A man who treats his girlfriend like crap

3. Thinks that the world revolves around him
4. Has ugly brown hair and ugly brown eyes with an ugly face
5. thinks he's hot but he's really not
6. Assumes he can get any girl but nobody likes him, not even his girlfriend

1. Devin is such a dickhead, he thinks he's better than anybody

by Poop nuts January 16, 2014

fabulous dickhead

Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich.
The President of the Russian Federation

-Putin is a fabulous dickhead.
-Please don't spread false rumours. Putin is not fabulous, but real dickhead!

by dildo777 June 1, 2019

Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009

Dickhands

The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.

"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"

by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012