Deuce Jenner

The act of defocating while in a full out sprint.

Dude, I'm about to hit a deuce jenner get the camera ready.

Deuce Jenner by JaCqEeZ December 30, 2012

Super Deuce 

A bowel movement of epic proportions.

See Deuce

This morning, I dropped a super deuce that clogged the toilet.

Super Deuce by DowntownCB May 18, 2010

mouth deuce 

To vomit as a result of excessive drinking, motion sickness, or a flu. Basically, to crap from the mouth.

Pull over, I think I'm going to drop a mouth deuce.

I should not have had those last few drinks. When I got home, I mouth deuced all over my living room.

I'm not going to be in today, I've been dropping mouth deuces all night.

mouth deuce by ADKat8 June 30, 2010

drop a deuce 

pinch a loaf, take a dump, you know.
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"

I just dropped a massive deuce in the urinal.

drop a deuce by Diego February 8, 2004

dropping a deuce 

quite simply, taking a shit.

Lavinius and Cooch were on their 2005 MLB Midcoast Trip when Cooch needed to drop a deuce at a nearby truckstop.

dropping a deuce by thickage July 4, 2005

Deuce of Ages

The most epic shit that anyone has ever shat or ever will shit. A thunderous eruption of excrement unlike any the world has ever known. The kind of shit that puts all other shits to shame with its impossible magnitude and regal malodorous splendor.

Felix: I just took an incredible shit.

John: Yeah, that's great dude.

Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.

John: Uh-huh.

Deuce of Ages by buttcheeks_mcgee September 30, 2009

Splooge Deuce 

Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.

My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.

Splooge Deuce by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 1, 2009