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Significant Other Dependency Syndrome or SODS effects millions of north americans. The symptoms include but are not limited to : change in sleep patterns ex. staying in and passing out by 10 on a friday night, decreased attention on ones personal fitness level (often referred to as comfort weight), the inability to sleep comfortably alone, the necessity to be in constant contact and in severe cases they even multiply.

These people often socialize with their own type. It is very uncommon to find only a couple people with SODS at a party. They used to go through a ritual so we could identify these people easily by a quick glance at their left hand but now many have abandoned this ritual which leaves them unnoticed.
"Did you go to that house party last night?"
"Yea, it was terrible! Everyone there had Significant Other Dependency Syndrome (SODS)"
by CynicalCanadian October 24, 2011
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depeche choad

A person who is goth beyond all recognition, for years and years, and whose personality is blotted out by the everpresent desire not to be seen as the individual they are, but just as "goth freak." Instead of here comes Kristen, it's here comes some goth freak.
Where is Randy?

Oh, he's at the Bauhaus reunion concert with that 37-year-old depeche choad he knows.
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bitch dependency

to have a unhealthy relationship or attraction to a lady(also referred to as bitch). To treat women as equals.
Tom doublis is the boondocks has bitch dependency
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Deperipheralization

A gesture which is used to create a barrier in the line of peripheral sight with the hand in order to indicate the subject being deperipheralized has said/done something incredibly asinine.
Kyle made a stupid comment in the meeting toady and all of the women in proximity to him used their paperwork to achieve Deperipheralization
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dependapapamus

The sorry MotherFucker whos wife is a Veteran and gives orders as if he served
That new safety nazi at work is a dependapapamus
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Dependalogical

Incapable of independent thinking, i.e. unable to think for oneself
Person 1: I think it's highly likely that 9/11 was an inside job. The passing of the USA PATRIOT Act 2001, the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq for the purposes of harvesting opium and stealing oil respectively, the links between the Bush and bin Laden families, the collapse of Building 7 ... I could go on.

Person 2: You're a fucking hippie conspiracy theorist! They said on Fox News that people like you would try to destroy democracy with your lies!

Person 1: Ok, I'm going to end this conversation now. There's no purpose having a discussion with a dependalogical person such as yourself. :)
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dependless

Not influenced or controlled in any way by other entities, events, or things. Disconnecting your entity from any binding created to this point in life.
Dependless is a way of life.
by Problem89 May 28, 2017
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