Detective

Mason Tibits

detective: (noun) uuuummmmm I believe that you are not suposed to be on your cellular device .
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by Blake Simonson 69 June 1, 2018

Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing people alive and the smartest

Riley-Shes pure evil,maybe shes a man..what do you think detective Vanessa?
Vanessa- :O wow, your smart Detective Riley

by Smartypants January 31, 2005

[directile disfunction]

one who has a great deal of trouble of with directions.

isabella: "where's the bubble tea place?"
lily: "2 blocks to the left, then 1 block up, and then 6 blocks east"
priscilla: "fool, it's right across the street!"
isabella: "dannng girl you got yo self a bad case of directile disfunction"

by lilllllly December 16, 2008

detective bongload

Kinda roams around freely and collects information about everyone and then forwards said info to everyone who doesn't give a fuck.

Hey bro you need to quit runnin your neck about Brian getting high , start calling you detective bongload.

by Dat White Bitch April 7, 2017

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing , smartest people alive!!!!!

Riley- She's pure evil..maybe shes a man...what do you think detective vanessa?
Vanessa- :O ur smart Riley! nice

by Smartypants January 31, 2005

Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .

Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!

by troubledemon December 23, 2009