dealationship

The sacred bond between a druggy and their dealer

Cassie: my dealer is so fucking hot
Charlotte: you should fuck him to spice up your dealationship

by Classie Motherfuuuu June 15, 2014

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Deflating the Flamingo

When the largest BBC you have ever seen is knocking the bottom out of his girls pink giblets, causing unrealistic flap extension similar to the abnormally long pink extension of a flamingos neck.

Hey Tyrone is your girl alright? I heard you two last night...I’m pretty sure you deflating the flamingo.

by Wonka1234 July 5, 2018

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deckation

noun - the act of sitting on one's deck, grilling, chilling, drinking socially, and enjoying sunshine and warmth.

1. When Sunday arrives I always plan for deckation.
2. Today's deckation features tropical island cocktails and food prepared with tropical weather in mind.

by hvygee March 7, 2010

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defebation

Using defecation a pretense to use the bathroom for masturbation.

The other day, I went into the work bathroom for defebation, and my boss was none the wiser.

by scotchfordinner October 9, 2016

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Deflamation

To break down, to end, destroy, obliterate

The deflamation of the country took longer than expected

by Baldy August 13, 2018

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The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.

Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"

by g1bs0n June 2, 2011

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