drama deflection

One who deflects their problems, using drama.

"That guy is constantly using drama deflection, instead of worrying about themselves."

by cocknbulls October 13, 2013

Danish Deflection

The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009

weapons of mass deception

a.k.a propaganda,is used to confuse and trick a sum of people into beleiving whoever is spewing propaganda,is how america hides its true colors,george bush's favorite pass time..

do not listen to bush's weapons of mass deception,its fake,why the hell is all of my country listening to him,hes destroying us all,cut that shit out!save america!impeach bush!

by alex July 7, 2003

Self-defecation

Bullshitting about self. Antonym to self-deprecation.

He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.

by VictoriaChan March 4, 2009

Deflation

The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.

Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005

Defention

Defention is the act of defending yourself against someone else defending themselves. Such as someone hitting you in defense and you hit them back in defention.

I defended myself against her defention.

by Strigger January 26, 2012

defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022