Default Dave

When you get out of the shower and your hair settles down and looks basic like some guy named Dave.

Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Default Dave right now

by sickeroni inventor January 25, 2023

Default Friend

When your mom/spouse/friend leaves you alone in the room with a person you just met and it's getting way too awkward. Default friends are usually started if you know the person who left you is going to be gone for a while.
You start to talk; and gee, what do you know- a Default Friend has been made!

I left Barbara in the kitchen with my new friend Bobert while I went out to mow the lawn. By the time I was back, they were already exchanging numbers! What Default Friends.

by 0/\/'/>< October 3, 2012

Default Dance

The single most unfunny thing a person could do.

person 1: give me your best joke
"comedian": (Default Dances)
(long uncomfortable silence)
person 1: you're an insult to comedy

by EmptyHuskOfHumanity January 16, 2019

Default Skin

Someone that is very shit at fortnite

easy he is a default skin

by culloty me July 24, 2018

Default Woman

Default woman: A 'default woman' waits in the wings - month after month and year after year - hoping to rise from insignificance to Significant Other.

A default woman prides herself in the depth of her love and the strength of her commitment, although her position is consistently 'backseat.' She is adept at posturing and jumping at opportunities. She delights in crumbs. She plays her cards with precision (the nostalgia card, the family card...), while holding tightly to all the reasons/proof he should be with her. Sadly, the default woman does not understand that her eagerness to accept this diminishing role causes others to diminish her also; or that if she were able to cherish herself, she would be opening the door for others to see her value.

by Pam SexCoaching.com January 24, 2011

Default Tea

A cup of English Breakfast tea with milk added to give a golden hue, with a single spoonful of sugar added.

Sometimes also referred to as Golden One

"Would you like a tea, coffee?"

"Oh thanks, yes, I'd like a Default Tea please."

by the Leachmeister April 8, 2009

default bitch

1) Someone who unfortunately is always around you AND acts particularly prickly or like a bitch all day long. You have to put up with them because they have no were to be or because of power dynamics (ie. supervisor/manager, friend’s partner etc.).

2) Somone who is your standard go to bitch. They take everyones shit all day long.

Coworker 1: “Damn she’s a bitch I can’t wait for her to leave”.

Coworker 2: “Who? Becky?”

Coworker 1: “YES! Becky duh who else!!!!”

Coworker 2: “….Oh yes….the default bitch”

OR

Coworker 1: "I'm not sending all those faxes"
Coworker 2: "Ask the default bitch to send the faxes"

by SanDreeeezy May 4, 2010