Gaffer Dazzle

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.

Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”

by Hackpwn April 9, 2022

champagne dazzle

To champagne dazzle is to run quickly away from something.

Mate: did you see that fed car ?
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting

by Charlie holloway February 20, 2019

Frazzle the dazzle

A codename for the hard men of England to shoot up the school

Yo waddup m8 wanna frazzle the dazzle
Ye sure when and where

by Not Cat June 20, 2018

Dazzling Syndrome

When you can't stop looking fabulous no matter how hard you try.

This giraffe has dazzling syndrome

by UntilDawnFan November 21, 2016

skittle doodle dazzle

A funnier way to say "skeedaddle"

Hey, I have to go to this birthday party. I'll skittle doodle dazzle now.

by Didi213 August 19, 2022

Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face

“So last night, I dazzle blasted”

by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025

Dollar Dazzle

When you cum in a dollar bill and wipe it over a girl’s face.

Dave: Yo a girl let me do the Dollar Dazzle on her last night.
Bruce : Oh you’re so lucky that’s the dream bro

by DeadEnd11 September 20, 2019