cyclopsing

When your at a bar with your shades on even when its dark so you could have amazing perv on the women.

I was down at my local having a sunday session doing some cyclopsing

by bozzabro December 14, 2014

cycloptic red eye of death

A cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately ejaculate into the other. Odds are, one eye will go blind and the other will be bloodshot.

I gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. Thatll teach that bitch to look through my phone.

by AKingLikeMe April 12, 2016

cyclipse

When you squint at the eclipse without proper eye protection and lose vision in one eye, leaving you with only one good eye, like a cyclopse.

Dude blinded himself in one eye watching the eclipse, and became a cyclipse.

by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017

cycloptic

The event, usually during bed disco, of being so close to another person's face that they appear to have only one eye.

My Paul is mighty cycloptic on Sunday mornings.

by Shawna'sea January 15, 2005

Cycloptician

A Cycloptician is an eye care specialist for cyclops.

George the cyclop found that he could not see the words in his book clearly so he went to see a Cycloptician.

by Markusmcb September 4, 2018

Beating his cyclopse

They act of going to the bathroom to take a dump but secretly beating ur meat instead.

Even though derek said he fell asleep on the toilet i knew he was beating his cyclopse

by DG RAGE April 13, 2011

Cyclophiliac

When someone stalks, captures, and makes out with any type of Bicycle.

Jim: dude whats that guy doing with your bike!
Tom: oh shit, its a Cyclophiliac

by 333cellos April 4, 2010