caranderizing

v., originally, to smell a bicycle seat; now widely used to mean the smelling of any type seat. Made illegal in areas of Europe when caranderizing clubs were first formed in the late 1930s. Caranderizing laws are still on the books in many jurisdictions. Considered a perversion with no victim. Whales cannot caranderize. Jesus is theorized to have never caranderized because there were no bicycles in his time.

The man was taken into custody for caranderizing without the consent of the bike's owner or a properly issued permit.

by Lt. Johnny C. July 28, 2008

Ciran

Absolute legend in everything he does,EXTREMELY handsome and overall and absolute dude😎

Get yourself a Ciran and don’t let go

by Cunther bartholomeu January 2, 2019

cranbourne

1. a dirty whole in the ground. possily the entrence to hell.
2. to be robbed or attacked in a full frontal assault, as per the cultural traditions of the area

1. i was walking between berwick and langy and fell into this great disgusting pit of hobos and bums
2. oh man, i just got cranbourned (by your mom)

by Bluebrent October 17, 2008

cranberry sprite

Sweet nectar of all the blacks across the globe. If you see a nigga drinking this shit you know he gonna beat yo ass. u better watch out cuz.

Hold up cuz that nigga be drinkin cranberry sprite. He gonna beat yo ass nigga, you just wait.

by Tyrone Laquisha January 30, 2018

Gina Carano

When you get in trouble for standing up against popular, self righteous bullies

Eugene: I got suspended today for comparing myself to the Jews because of how my bullies treat me. They've been calling me a Nazi and demonizing me with 911 for so many years but they never got in trouble for it

Frank: You got Gina Carano'd lmao, at least they've proven your point. You have a garbage teacher tho

by Just blunt February 15, 2021

Cranberry Goose

A mixed drink or a shot consisting of Cranberry Juice and Grey Goose Vodka.

see also: delicious

-gota get some of that Cranberry Goose

-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa

by Number1Napper March 15, 2007

Cranberries

yes the cranberries rock but who's the dude that says rock my sox? that like my sayin. ur kew. cranberries fukin rok!

Understand the things I say
Don't turn away from me
'Cause I've spent half my life out there
You wouldn't disagree

by the original spiffita September 28, 2003