CTFD

CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!

DUDE CTFD IT'S JUST A GAME

by Phillyyydddd October 19, 2011

ctfl

stands for cant talk for long.

Heyy, ctfl but for now I can.

by babydoll729 May 31, 2009

CTFU

ctfu is an abbreviation for carb the fuck up meaning sugar does not make you fat and eat as much carbohydrate as possible for optimum muscle glycogen

"I heard that durianrider guy lean as FUCK"
"yeah he does the CTFU programme"

by harley johnstone September 19, 2017

CTFD

Abbreviation of Calm the Fuck Down.

Person 1: "What is this shiznet! I asked for tomato sauce, not barbeque! MAKE IT AGAIN!!!".

Person 2: "CTFD".

by cruisinInmyHolden September 24, 2011

CTFD

capture the flag, dawg

You need to ctfd. Like seriously, capture the flag, dawg.

by briskae August 21, 2011

CTFO

Chap the Fuck Out.

To freak out and loose ones cool.

Man1. Mr Salad is doing his nut again, what did you do to him this time?
Man2. Me? Nothing, he caught his baldy half inch roll back in his flies.
Man1. It's funny as fuck when he CTFO.
Man2. Word.

by Jimmy Bald Prick October 21, 2009

ctfo

Crashed the f*ck out!

Man, she is CTFO!!

by nicki-licious May 3, 2009