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crystal soup

DMT, Deems, N, N-Dimethyltryptamine.
hey man I just got some crystal soup, try some
by No.fuck.off September 21, 2020
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Cancer crystals

White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).

Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.
"Coffee's done. Milk and sugar ?"

"No milk, but gimme two spoons of cancer crystals".
by eighth of seven February 6, 2010
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Wizard Crystals

Dried semen found on clothing, bedding, etc.
Aww crap, I've got some wizard crystals on my sheet.
by ShawnTheRoaster March 12, 2011
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cum crystals

Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps
Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023
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Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge!

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.
Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?
by Help525600 October 18, 2020
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Crista

Crista is a female name.

A Crista is the most organized and planned person,even if she's the perfect mother or sister.She will always let you know if you're wrong,but in a lovely and never insulting way.She is that one mysterious yet beautiful girl everyone thinks about.If you're sad,she'll comfort you and help you in the best way she can,even if it seems impossible.A Crista is a such precious person,never let her go.
I'm sure Crista is aware of this situation

She's so organized!Must be a Crista
by hoolabanasalmongurl January 4, 2017
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CLysta

Clysta is a loving person and good in bed. She is funny and makes sad peoples day. If you doubt her she will show you what she can do. She is tall, dark hair, thicc, and loves to hangout. You will never forget the night you met her.
-Mia did you see clysta she is sexy.
by Clysta December 23, 2019
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