Crocodile hunter

a person that must rummage through untrimmed pubic hair (bush) to find their partner's genitals.

Hey baby you need to shave that bush because I ain't no crocodile hunter!

by blvdz October 16, 2008

crocodillahippohydroheffapig

a very unattractive female. Eg, FUGLY: fuck ugly

My god! that girl last night was such a crocodillahippohydroheffapig, it was unreal!!!!!

by busterbrown September 12, 2006

crocodile slide

the art of sitting on the toilet backwards after a big night out so your grog bog slides down the side so nobody can hear it

'i had to do a crocodile slide this morning'

by tara February 22, 2004

crocodile

insincere or false when used adjectivally. From crocodile tears (=false sympathy).

She gave me a crocodile smile.

by uttam maharjan November 16, 2010

Crocodili

the stuffed crocodile Snooki from Jersey Shore has. he is her lover when vinny is smooshing Grenades.

JWOW: "who you gonna smoosh tonight?"
Snooki: "crocodili is gonna be my bf for the night"

by meagz21 April 11, 2011

crocodile dung

taking crocodile poop and mixing it with a solution consisting of honey and sodium bicarbonate which is used like a tampon

that shit was crocodile dung

by slippysloppyfuckers November 12, 2009

Crocodilian

a psychic, samurai, shot gun shooting, telekineses, shopping, dangerous, Korean, meditating, anti-gravity, cussing, babe magnetizing, hot dog eating crocodile.

Dami Oyeyemi, Tarek Al-Rafae, Jaeyoon Park, and all Crocodilians around the world

by Dami, Tarek, and Jaeyoon May 8, 2011