Crinkle Heins Spooker

The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.

Is that crinkle Heins Spooker?
I want to suck him and make him rearrange my insides...

by Micah Angela July 30, 2022

Crinkle

Crinkle. To not be straight-laced but to be easy going and generally good. Chill, cool, relaxed, dope, tight, awesome, lit.

“Dude, that guy is so crinkle!”

“That Enya concert was super crinkle.”
“Was she uptight, or is she pretty crinkle.”

by TheNorthRundown August 18, 2022

crinkles

When something is so Cringe it turns you into a can of standard size pringles bacon crisps

"Wow their computer setup is so crinkles *proceeds to turn into a can of standard size pringles bacon crisps*

by Realmastershark November 2, 2022

Crinkled

Getting drunk after drinking liquor from a flattened plastic bottle. The bottle is generally attached to one's person - often taped to a leg and hidden under clothing - and smuggled into a party.

I got so crinkled last night after drinking that booze we snuck into the party.

by festivousdaimyo December 3, 2022

Crinkle

A slur for combination of a Cracker and a Chink

That guy Tyler is such a Crinkle

by Space Pugg March 30, 2023

Crinkle

A new slur for the elderly.

Look at that little crinkle at the retirement home drinking prune juice with no added sugar.

by CookiesForPandas April 19, 2023

croinker

A person who vigorously masturbates while making chimpanzee noises

"Oi croinker! Quit jacking your shit - you're gonna wake up Mom!"

by BigDickWillyG July 31, 2024