Mossy Cottage

a big fat hairy twat.

her mossy cottage stank like a kippers fanny.

by BURKY August 18, 2003

Craven Cottage

Centre of the world and home to the greatest football team in existence. Found on the river at the corner of Stevenage road and Finlay street. 4 stands: Putney end, riverside stand, Johny Hayes stand, Hammersmith end (H-block). When close by the sound of small teams like QPR and Chelsea being broken and dismembered by the Mighty Whites is clear. There is only one team in Fulham, at the cottage, by the river.

Fulham fan: Take me home, Al Fayed, to the place that i belong, Craven cottage by the river, take me home Al Fayed.

Juventus fan 1: who are we playing again?
Juventus fan 2: some team called fulham.
Juventus fan 1: what was their ground called again.
Juventus fan 2: Craven Cottage I think.

by captain_john January 13, 2011

Cottaging

the persuit of homosexual "Acts" of an anonymous nature in pubilc lavatories via a small and well crafted hole in the cubicle wall to ensure

"Please excuse me a second Nathanial, I'm going to check out the cottaging facilities"

"Ow" exclaimed Bowden "My Japseye seems to contain an angry splinter. I know i should have sanded the cottaging hole"

by James November 11, 2003

thatched roof cottages

Cottages in the kingdom of peasantry whose roofing material made for easy burnination from the likes of trogdor.

Burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!

by MC93 August 5, 2004

cottage cheese

Discharge from a woman's vagina during a yeast infection, resembling cottage cheese. This has nothing to do with cleanliness.

"She needs some Monistat to get rid of that cottage cheese."

by Kristina5979 April 28, 2008

thatched-roof cottage

A structure w/ a straw roof and stone-like- walls that Trogdor loves to BURNINATE

The peasants watched in horror as Trogdor burninated them and their thatched-roofed cottages.

by Vap January 25, 2005

Cottage Job

A blow job given with a mouth full of cottage cheese.

"Kenny Chesney enjoys a good cottage job from his friend Pat"

"I said a cottage job! Here's some 2% you whore, now get to work I'm spending my entire paycheck for you to suck my dick with cottage cheese."

Indian Man: "Marrry Kait and Ashley Olsen would give greet cottage jobs yes yes."
American Man: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

by C RING January 18, 2009