cooties

legit just logan

holy shit that person has cooties

yea

by MarilIgosk99 February 3, 2022

Cootie berries

Toilet paper wads left from females wiping their vagina after peeing.

Baby girl had them cootie berries!!

by Ronald656 March 27, 2022

video cooties

When somebody sends you a youtube video that you can't stand and related videos continue to show up in your feed.

Davey sent me some stupid Redneck Tennessee rap video and now all I see is the jawja boys and now I got his video cooties.

by MacD February 5, 2014

dick cooties

A strain of cooties that is applied to everything you touch between touching your penis or anything equally dirty and washing your hands.

"Don't touch that tissue box, it has Chad's dick cooties on it."

by LucarioIzumi June 19, 2019

Cooties

Slang for pubic lice at the turn of the century.

I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.

by Krazy Kharrazi August 27, 2008

cootifying

the act of dispersing cooties to willing or unwilling parties. aka- making out

after the next tyrannasaurusr rex i make out with, i'm all yours for the cootifying

by webster February 1, 2004

Cootie Corn

Left over corn on the cob? No problem. Insert it into your partner's vagina and you have yourself some cootie corn.

Chris: Should we throw out the left over corn?
Stacy: I have a better idea...
Chris: Cootie Corn? :)

by mrserat March 25, 2008