"Hey honey, want to see the new Twilight movie?"
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*
by TubbyCustard August 13, 2010
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Assertion: I can't eat the meatloaf you made for dinner tonight because I've decided to be a vegetarian.
Response: You aren't a vegetarian. You're a convenientarian.
Response: You aren't a vegetarian. You're a convenientarian.
by gsue October 21, 2010
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by Taylor Larson October 17, 2006
Get the convenient recollection mug.plot convenience is a method of story-telling that forces unlikely events to take place because the story calls for it.
In the anime dragonball, Goku as a child transforms into a great ape twice within a year, the first was when they were trapped in 3 foot "special steel" thick cube prizon with tempered glass up on top, the full moon is out, and after he transforms he has his tail cut off.
plot convenience kicks in during the final round of the world martial arts tournament, Goku's tail grows back during his fight with Monster Beast Giran, and the full moon just happens to be out during the final fight. In other words plot convenience happens when coincidences must take place in order for the plot to advance.
plot convenience kicks in during the final round of the world martial arts tournament, Goku's tail grows back during his fight with Monster Beast Giran, and the full moon just happens to be out during the final fight. In other words plot convenience happens when coincidences must take place in order for the plot to advance.
by kyle.biddle January 6, 2011
Get the plot convenience mug.A document listing the basic rights of humans, what not to do in a war, and the consequences of overstepping the bounderies of the contract. The most famous revision was made in 1949.
It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.
It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.
Diplomat: The Geneva Conventions are meant to protect the rights of all people during wartime so that no atrocities can be repeated as those in World War II.
Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.
Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.
by seanyboyK May 3, 2016
Get the Geneva Conventions mug.They're Westerners inverting the traditions of Byzantine Christianity, fetishizing them, and, in many cases, turning them into a cure all. It’s built into the very DNA of this sort of convert.
They're people leaving the Roman Church, or One of the Eastern Churches, or even a Protestant religion to become Orthodox, rather than remaining or becoming Roman or Eastern Catholic.
Very rarely do these converts cite solely the beauty and Truth of the Orthodox Church as the source of their “conversion.” In order to define themselves they feel obsessively compelled to compare their new Church against the Roman Church or the Protestant religions.
The objections range from petty Papal-daddy issues to serious theological questions and practical problems that the Church does need to fix such as the issues of catechesis and political and social positions that are incompatible with the Faith.
But if they have to define the Truth of their new found faith through the perceived faults of others, two things have happened:
1. They have not fully taken off the old man.
2. They have become a coward who can’t face the responsibility that comes with being a lay person, priest, or deacon in the Church.
You could usually see them spouting nonsense such as: "Pope bad", "but muh 4th Crusade", "Muh Constantinople", Hurr durr Filioque" and could be usually seen Referencing RT propaganda
They're people leaving the Roman Church, or One of the Eastern Churches, or even a Protestant religion to become Orthodox, rather than remaining or becoming Roman or Eastern Catholic.
Very rarely do these converts cite solely the beauty and Truth of the Orthodox Church as the source of their “conversion.” In order to define themselves they feel obsessively compelled to compare their new Church against the Roman Church or the Protestant religions.
The objections range from petty Papal-daddy issues to serious theological questions and practical problems that the Church does need to fix such as the issues of catechesis and political and social positions that are incompatible with the Faith.
But if they have to define the Truth of their new found faith through the perceived faults of others, two things have happened:
1. They have not fully taken off the old man.
2. They have become a coward who can’t face the responsibility that comes with being a lay person, priest, or deacon in the Church.
You could usually see them spouting nonsense such as: "Pope bad", "but muh 4th Crusade", "Muh Constantinople", Hurr durr Filioque" and could be usually seen Referencing RT propaganda
by KyousanGin January 28, 2022
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