sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.

Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!

sob constipation by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015

Burp constipation 

It's when you really need to burp but can't & hold it in, only to get constipated cause you just really need to let it out

I should have burped when I had the chance, now I have burp constipation

Burp constipation by Kittycatgoestweet May 6, 2016

NoScope Constipation 

When you shit without looking

"I have NoScope constipation every morning!"

NoScope Constipation by Ryeism August 8, 2016

Phone Constipation

When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.

My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.

Phone Constipation by Sponceee April 6, 2017

Digital Constipation 

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity

''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"

Digital Constipation by Jazzersey September 18, 2017

Netflix Constipation 

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.

I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!

Netflix Constipation by LordJefe October 29, 2018

postulation constipation 

A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.

I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)

Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .

postulation constipation by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019