Southeast Comeback

A football game where one team is beating the other by a large amount, but in the second half, the other team starts to come back only to lose by a touchdown or less.

“Did you see the football game last night? That was a close one!”
“Eh, they just had a Southeast Comeback”

by Gaberino December 17, 2018

Beta comeback

Something to say when somebody in a non-personal argument makes a personal insult or taunt. The personal attacker is obviously bested in the original argument but has no balls to admit that he or she is wrong, thus they resort to an irrelevant personal attack.

Best used around other people. Makes them see what you see - the douchebag is just a hollow whiny-boy

“how the hell do you know that? like actually, do you have any evidence whatsoever?”
“Lick my ass crack”
“beta comeback”

“dude don’t go out, we gotta be in best shape for the game tomorrow”
“Get a life”
“beta comeback”

by piano_max July 1, 2019

Cowboys Comeback

When the Dallas Cowboys lead their fans on by closing a large point gap in the fourth quarter, making it seem like they’re going to win, just to end up losing yet another game. Typically involves a stupid play call, bad call by a ref, or turnover.

Don’t get your hopes up, it’s probably just a cowboys comeback...

by NotACowboysFan October 4, 2020

Recycled Comeback

When an individual tries to respond to an insult, but re-uses the same insult that they are responding to. This make them look dull and uncreative.

“At least I’m not a fuck face”
“Well, at least I’m not a face fuck”
“Wow, what a recycled comeback”

by Thisismyaccountfuckoff May 23, 2021

Academic Comeback

When you have a low grade at the start/middle of a term or semester but get it high at the end

Jerry: Holy shit Mark, you have an F in this class, you can't stay in honor roll.

Mark: Don't worry I'm an academic comeback specialist

Jerry: How is your grade after that exam?

Mark: Went from a 34% to an 81%, told you I'm an academic comeback master

by BigSmoke40 October 23, 2023

Academic comeback

The act of having below a 3.0(c average)gpa and pulling it up to above a 3.5(b average) gpa

I made a academic comeback halfway through the school year so I didn’t fail

by Takeep December 7, 2023

Shitty comeback

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.

She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.

by wrgrbl June 23, 2024