Bullshit Concert

( noun ) Display of foolishness and fuckery.

I can't believe anyone is buying into this. It is a total bullshit concert.

by HuggyHand January 1, 2012

Josh Cocker Valu

Fastest Tongan Alive

E.g Faleasiiu fancies himself as a bit of a Josh Cocker Valu but hes really more of a Paltridge

by GinderBlock March 4, 2012

pubic concert

A party of the pubes intlocking with your mate or sex partner.

-Alexander Biter RHS 2017

lets have a pubic concert Trent.

by amosc: dadddyyyy.alex November 16, 2017

None of your concern

Another way of saying “none of your business”

Teacher: I gotta go on a date tomorrow so you’ll have a substitute

Student: Ooh, who are you going on a date with?
Teacher: That’s none of your concern

by Fortnite1500 November 5, 2021

concert masturbation

n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.

The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.

by shootinshark February 28, 2009

Neha Cocker

one who moans in their sleep

i was neha cockering in my sleep last night and every1 thought i was having sex with myself LOL

by lehurr March 20, 2008

Betty Cocker

The act of receiving head while eating a piece of cake

Sorry, Mary. We only serve cake and cock here, and I'm eating the last piece of cake. Give me a Betty Cocker, bitch.

by Jabakov58 November 25, 2011