An informal logical fallacy in which one arguer compares the unpleasant activities of another to her/his own more favorable circumstance. For a comparison to fall under this fallacy, the arguer must both act like the situations are the same and make the other person feel bad about their own circumstance.
Arguer: "You think it's bad being an actuary? Yeah, try being an baby animal cuddler who has no allergies whatsoever."
Other person: "Bullshit! Asshole comparison!"
Other person: "Bullshit! Asshole comparison!"
by ethical.breakdance January 4, 2010
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Conversions is a great band
by musicreview May 14, 2011
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Person 1: "Hey man, how bout them Conversions?!"
Person 2(a.k.a. Katy Perry): "I think their just downright hotter than a chili pepper"
Person 2(a.k.a. Katy Perry): "I think their just downright hotter than a chili pepper"
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After scoring with a chick wasn't going to be enough the only way to win the game was to go for the 2 pt conversion.
by Greenbergesa August 24, 2006
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