Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas
by TooSick4U November 26, 2009
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a. Broke your web camera, so you can't video chat anymore.
b. You have no one to video chat with.
c. YOU DON'T HAVE A CAMERA TO BEGIN WITH!
a. Broke your web camera, so you can't video chat anymore.
b. You have no one to video chat with.
c. YOU DON'T HAVE A CAMERA TO BEGIN WITH!
friend: dude, i have been in video-chat coma for like a month!
you: what, why?
friend: because i have no one to video-chat with!
you: what, why?
friend: because i have no one to video-chat with!
by anonymous1098765432 November 30, 2009
Get the Video-Chat Coma mug.Is a uncomfortable period of time of silence, in which two people who are usually in the beginning stages of a potential relationship, discover the horror of complete and utter silence. Usually this period of time is so long, that any hope of a sexual encounter is quickly extinguished.
My date was so hot! but my conversational coma kicked in thus i ended the night like i usually do, crying and masturbating.
by MohammedMudSlaP June 25, 2009
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Dude....coarn.
by Jarrod, Cory, Chris September 26, 2010
Get the Coarn mug.It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.
Steve: Hey, Whats up?
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009
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