voldemort

moldy voldy is king

hey tabby have you spoke to voldemort recently

tabby: no he's been to busy trying to find a nose

by razzly jazzly April 8, 2021

ColdMartial

An unmatched troll that happens to own all Ball Hogba fans and LUHG. Never ratioed in the history of twitter. Elite knower of ball and 6'1 tall.

ColdMartial please no more ratios pls.

by user12314 June 14, 2021

joldemort

Someone who doesn't use soap

"Hey can I borrow some soap?"
Joldemort: "Come again?"

by Me🤝 November 3, 2021

voldemortsnostrilhairs

@voldemortsnostrilhairs is a very hot lesbian girl who believes in Jesus and ships wolfstars and has a real human being crush

@voldemortsnostrilhairs is too sexy to have more than 5 friends

by dobbyscreamywrinklednipple September 4, 2021

Voldemort

A fucking snake man without a nose that shouts funny words to make a wood stick irradiate a green light to kill magic people for the greater evil. People don't say his name out of fright, so the virgins say He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, chads say Voldemort, and Giga Titanium Balls Chads say Tom. He is part of the Harry Potter universe written by J.K. Rowling, goddess of destroying your career using Twitter.

Virgin: "He who must not be named is sure scary bro."
Chad: Who? Oh, you're talking about Voldemort."

by The Flying Platypus February 2, 2022

Voldemorting

The act of using (preferably ever-changing, but still understandable in context) euphemisms for the topic of an online discussion, so that said discussion cannot easily be found with any search tool.

Don't bother searching for criticism of that guy; his fans harass everyone who does it so they're all Voldemorting him.

by EmbiggenedJ June 1, 2022

Voldemorting

In online discourse, "voldemorting" is the act trying to undermine or diminish a well known but "problematic" public figure by refusing to use their name, or straight up pretending they they don't exist.

"I love those Harry Potter books, it's a mystery how they exist despite not needing to have been written by an actual person."
"Wait, are you actually Voldemorting J K Rowling?"

by HoopOfGoob August 18, 2022