by Wizmasta January 3, 2009
Get the clunker mug.Pete could not sleep with some skank because after a long night of boozing and eating taco bell, he was nervous that he would cruke in her bed.
by jvr December 18, 2005
Get the cruke mug.Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.
1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit
1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit
1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue
by L-S-D October 5, 2005
Get the I ain't got a fucking clue mug.Someone who is in love with someone but doesn't know how to be in love. The act of being a retard with love. You try and impress but are left clueless.
"That guy is such a clueless romantic!"
"She is such a clueless romantic because she tries so hard to impress but ends up doing all the wrong things."
"She is such a clueless romantic because she tries so hard to impress but ends up doing all the wrong things."
by CluelessRomantic March 1, 2010
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Also known as Cluedo in England (were it originated)
Is a classic "whodunit" board game. The players try to find out who killed Mr. Bobby in his own estate. The original game consists of:
*9 rooms (Hall, Lounge, dinning room, kitchen, ballroom, conservatory, billiard room, library, and study)
*6 weapons (rope, wrench, candle stick, revolver, knife, and a lead pipe)
*6 characters
Dr. Black/Mr. Bobby- The murdered character
Professor Plum- The intellectual absent-minded professor
Mrs. Peacock- elder, wealthy and attractive dame whose been widowed one too many times.....
Mr. Green- The hypocritical evangelist or tycoon (in some versions)
Mrs. White- The frazzled maid
Colonel Mustard- The military man
Miss Scarlet- Sexy and cunning. The stock femme fatale character (my personal fav)
***On August 8, 2008, Hasbro redesigned and updated (changed) the board, characters, weapons, and rooms.
Is a classic "whodunit" board game. The players try to find out who killed Mr. Bobby in his own estate. The original game consists of:
*9 rooms (Hall, Lounge, dinning room, kitchen, ballroom, conservatory, billiard room, library, and study)
*6 weapons (rope, wrench, candle stick, revolver, knife, and a lead pipe)
*6 characters
Dr. Black/Mr. Bobby- The murdered character
Professor Plum- The intellectual absent-minded professor
Mrs. Peacock- elder, wealthy and attractive dame whose been widowed one too many times.....
Mr. Green- The hypocritical evangelist or tycoon (in some versions)
Mrs. White- The frazzled maid
Colonel Mustard- The military man
Miss Scarlet- Sexy and cunning. The stock femme fatale character (my personal fav)
***On August 8, 2008, Hasbro redesigned and updated (changed) the board, characters, weapons, and rooms.
Player: "I can never win Clue. I have no idea who the killer could be"
Me: "I suggest it was Miss Scarlet, in the lounge, with a revolver"
Me: "I suggest it was Miss Scarlet, in the lounge, with a revolver"
by manipulativefemmefatale August 13, 2009
Get the Clue mug.The act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or LART) in hopes of beating a clue into them. Similar to 'assault and battery' but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.
Luser: "I cant find the 'any' key!"
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*
by Darcin March 17, 2007
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