Closing the Curtains

Closing the curtains is an action.

When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.

Masturbation Lust Curtains

*Someone comes in the door*

"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"

by Carrotman1 November 20, 2014

Closing

Bringing something to an end, typically in a letter.

The closing of the letter read "Sincerely, Maddie"

by that girl nikki January 12, 2019

closin the cave

to prevent one from getting action or vagina

Man, I want you Kiesha, why you gotta be closin the cave on me like that?

by k dawg shizzledddddd March 25, 2007

closing all the tabs

Leaving, getting out. Typically implies frustration. Related to closing all the tabs in a tabbed browser, such as Chrome or Firefox.

"I've had it today. It's 5 o'clock and I'm closing all the tabs."

by Doc Nellie February 14, 2012

Clopen

To close and then open the following shift. More severe on the weekends due to the later close. Typically involves complete sleep deprivation and a certain punchy giddiness that may or may not wear off during the course of the shift.

The redhead was scheduled to clopen for the fourth time in a week and she was a hot mess.

by OlDirtyBruno September 14, 2013

Clopen

It's when you get hard & then flog your partner's back unsuspectedly with your fully erect penis

Christa felt sooo much better after Jared clopened.

by The Oreo Simon September 2, 2019

chopinroll

a good youtuber, better than sjalabaisen

random woman : Woah omg!! it's chopinroll hes so segsy and hot

random woman 2 : Agreed, he is more hotter and segsier than sjalabaisen

homeless man : True

by chopinroll October 11, 2020