Clois

Beautiful, funny, super caring, protective, Always seen smiling, Will make your day with her beautiful smile, she loves dogs , Never hurt her , her heart won't take anymore pain, has the cutest, sweetest, craziest laugh , You will always love her more than any girl, You will never forget the fun memories you had with her, She always forgives, She gets jelly easily, but you don't care , you know she only cares about you, You will end up hurting her and breaking her heart so many times, but she will always forgive, she is terrified by spiders, She is always pushing you to do your best and to be determined , She will motivate you to do your best in everything . She is the girl of your dreams, You will want her forever and ever, never loose sight in what you have with her, because you can lose it to stupid choices you make......

Clois will always be the special girl , you will want with you in your life, by your side forever

by Cloey_Clois March 31, 2015

Chonskied

The state of one being completely sloshed with a few buddies around a bonfire. While in this state, regrettable Snapchats may or may not be sent.

"Dude, what happened last night?!"
"I just got completely Chonskied."

by SeekerOfDefinitions October 20, 2016

clond

clond /čłøñd/ (noun) a nuisance or inconvenience, like a stomach ache

you are an absolute clond.
yeah totally clond.

by abi249 September 27, 2018

Clogstrophobia

An internal fear of clogging someone else's toilet.

Rachael was diagnosed with clogstrophobia when she plugged her best friends toilet unintentionally at a fancy dinner party.

by Theman123 April 27, 2019

Clonedashian

A person who takes inspiration from Kim kardashian, and attempts to replicate her appearance (usually badly).

General features include some or all the following.....black hair, excessive Botox/make up/plastic surgery, fake lips, fake tits, big arse(fake or natural) black leggings, high heels, no personality.

Holy shit, I saw 5 Clonedashians at Westfield today, they’re multiplying.

by Jayspray May 3, 2019

small clone

A effects pedal for electric guitar manufactured by Electro-Harmonix. Generates the chorus, analog chorus, and 12-string sounds. Was used and publicized by the late Kurt Cobain.

The song Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana sounds so good because Kurt was using his Small Clone.

by GuitarLover December 11, 2008

porn clone

An individual in porn who looks quite similar to you or someone u know.

"Dude, Jennifer White is a full on porn clone of Serene"

"I know , they look so much alike"

by El person March 4, 2014