Chidget

A chidget is a particularly short chav, acquiring its name through the combination of the words 'Chav', and 'Midget'.
A chidget's behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the Chidget makes it's chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
A chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower Birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.

Person 1: Ah! Ow! I think my knees acting up!

Person 2: Nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.

by WillLDT February 22, 2009

clitty clinger

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.

He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.

by Alan October 1, 2004

dinger clinger

a speedo
something alot of british people wear to water parks
a tight bathingsuit bottom for men that show there dingers

child: Those two men are wearing dinger clingers and you can see everything!
mother: were did you learn that word?!?!
child: i made it up!

by flavr saige September 4, 2007

clidgey

Sticky or clingy

the cake was so clidgey it stuck to the roof of my mouth

by MBK2 January 9, 2024

cledgendary

(clever+edgy+legendary)

"A cledgendary adventure/movie/concert/meal, etc."
"______ is/was/are absolutely cledgendary!"

by alluminotme May 5, 2016

Clingey

Contraction of clingy and cringe.

Someone who is so clingy it's cringing.

When someone makes you feel second hand embarrassment because of his/her tragic attempts to be around someone else all the time.

Billy was following that girl like a dog, it was so clingey.

by Reitrop March 24, 2017

Clinger

A clingy person

Amirah Jamaluddin is a clinger.

by Siti Hajar March 13, 2018