Cheese Squeeze

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.

Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

cheese nuggets

A nugget made of cheese, preferably served with sriracha.

Ice Princess: What’s are cheese nuggets?
Ice King: What isn’t a cheese nugget?

by jeff the third February 3, 2019

Cheese wiz piss

A male UTI

Yo bro i got that cheese wiz piss again.. I think I need some of that cranberry shit.

by Thomas bacon August 19, 2022

The Cheese of Truth

The slice of cheese which hath graced us with the knowledge that “Immigrants cause cancer”

“The Cheese of Truth” Immigrants cause Cancer

by Nick_vlam May 15, 2018

no caparoni and cheese

An Atlanta way of saying “no cap”. It can also be used instead of saying “cap”.

John: Your girl wants me.
Eric: Caparoni and cheese
John: No caparoni and cheese. She just texted me

by keepingitlitall2019 August 19, 2019

The Cheese Touch

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!

Greg has The Cheese Touch

by Stetard March 23, 2020

Cheese Basket

A dirty, hairy whore's crotch. Slightly sweaty, very moist and a stank you can smell through clothes. Especially thin stretch pants. Has the external appearance of curdled yogurt.

Watch that crack whore braaaahhh. She'll fuck for a fix. But she's got the worst cheese basket. I know. I needed a spoon for that Yoplait she had culturing down there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017