Cheating

its hurts so much and once you break up and the guy/girl that cheated on you still tells you he loves you, and he has a new gf/bf, and that he's cheating on them, its the worst experience.
i deteste cheating i have no sympathy for those who cheat, but have soo much for those who have been cheated on..

your a fucking lying, cheating scum

by i.know.your.secrets.you.cunt August 22, 2006

cheating overdose

used in video gaming. Refer to the over usage of cheat codes and hacks that ruin all the fun in the game originally. Once overdosed, the game become useless and boring as the player will automatically use cheat codes to gain an edge, thereby making the game too easy to care about anymore.

Ted: "This game suck now. I can't believe that I use to play this all the time."
Jim: "What happened? I can never get enough COD"
Ted: "Not when you nuke them all the time. I had a cheating overdose on that one."

by pathological cheater February 21, 2010

Clearing Your Browser History

1. The act of erasing all evidence of wrong-doing. A metaphor based on the common custom of clearing one's browser history on a computer after watching porn.

2. or more literally, erasing the viewable browser history of a computer to hide the fact that you just watched porn.

Dominic: "Dude, I didn't do the Algebra II homework last night, so I did it all over lunch"
Ben: "When it comes to clearing your browser history, you work faster than anyone I know."

by kingdomo October 10, 2013

Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.

I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.

by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016

Brightness cheating

The act of cheating in a video game by turning the brightness all the way up. Many view it as a crime against nature.

Guy #1: So have you, like, beat Bioshock yet?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I'm guilty of brightness cheating.

by Smorgashforgan January 21, 2011

Verbal cheating

Verbal cheating is cheating through words not actions.

"Come to my yard and fuck me in the pussy baby!"

"Your so peng baby"
"Meet me tomorrow, its nit cheating its only verbal cheating"

by [e-mail] September 14, 2017

Spite Cleaning

A form of passive aggressive behavior, done usually by a roommate, live in significant other, or family member done mostly in the kitchen but also in other cohabitated spaces such as the living room or bed room. Spite cleaning is done for the sole purpose of instilling guilt into another person and allowing the abuser to be mad or rude to the other person. Cleaning is often done in quick, jerking movements and loudly as possible by slamming things or clanking pots, bowls, and dishes. The spite cleaner will also block and prevent others from helping.

I had to take a dump as soon as I was done eating diner and before I was even done wiping I could here my gf stomping around the kitchen and spite cleaning because I should have done the dishes first instead of avoid crapping my pants.

by Kirco January 25, 2021